Do you?! Why it’s only the best day in television so far this season!

7PM - We have a little Tyra and all of her nonsense with those wannabe models on ANTM. All those bitches are fug, except Heather. Jenah is on top of the FUG LIST. SERIOUSLY. Close your mouth, girl.

8PM - Some Addison for you on Private Practice. I’m still not sure I like this show, but I have to watch because it’s a Grey’s Anatomy spinoff. Ridiculous, I know, right?

9PM - Project Runway Season 4!!!! YAAAAAY! FINALLY! I told you before how much I love Project Runway. It is serious business. Just wait until I recap this shit tomorrow.

NOT EVEN READY.

Seriously.

You are not.