Project Runway: 406

Author: Jamie
Filed under: Blog 365, Project Runway

Thursday
Jan 3,2008

It’s back! I actually didn’t even write about the last episode, because I was bored to tears with it. It seems Bravo has redeemed itself with an awesome challenge and judging. Zac Posen! That adorable little curly mopped man who makes amazing, amazing things!

Doesn’t everyone wish they could run into a huge candy store and grab everything they want in five minutes? Isn’t that everyone’s one true dream in life? Okay, I guess it’s just mine. Whatever, that was the challenge though! Tim woke everyone up bright and early and, dude, Time Gunn could wake me up any day and I would not complain, then again these designers are whiny, ungrateful wenches.. So he whisked them off to Times Square and into the Hershey’s Store. Yum! After 5 minutes the place was ransacked and they were off to Parsons.

Elisa begins talking nonsense about Gretel. Christian’s bitch ass is thinking he is Tim Gunn critiquing everyone because he finished 3 years early since all he used was glue and he made a big poop dress, not to mention he wasted 5 million Reeses, which is a crime in itself. Kevin said he would punch Christian, I would probably pay to see that. Jillian is having a little trouble because she is the only one who decided to use actual candy. Ricky is crying again or was that in the preview for next week? I have no idea, I just assume he walks around and sews with tears in his eyes. Victorya is questioning Tim Gunn, as always.

Let’s get to the runway.

I was just going to post the top and bottom 3, but I had to squeeze Christian’s poop dress somewhere. Here it is, in all it’s poopy glory.

Top 3:

Chris
I’m surprised he didn’t make her into a giant Hershey kiss or something. I thought this came out very well.

Rami
Still think Rami probably shouldn’t be on the show. This was fun though and well made.

Jillian
Hello? She made a corset and fringy skirt out of twizzlers!

Bottom 3:

Victorya
Next time listen to Tim, bia.

Elisa
The models pose makes her look especially weird, dress is hideous though.

Sweet P
Boring boring bland.

Winner: ~~Jillian~~ Rami. My girl was robbed.

Loser: Elisa. The crazy has left the competition.

Sidenote: I heard Miss Heidi Klum got Victoria Beckham as a judge for the finale.

17 Responses for "Project Runway: 406"

tiff January 3rd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
(i have the hardest time getting the comment box to pop up on your posts lately… your blog hates me!)

Well, a) ZAC POSEN!!!!
and b) I kept wondering if maybe Rami and Zac knew each other before, since Rami is basically a professional? I can’t hate though, if his dress was made out of actual fabric, I would so own it.

c) that Christian/Tyra/Heidi gif is hilarious!

d) Posh? That is so may-JUH! but i’d be totally happy with Zac, forever, and always.
Jamie January 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Oh no! I have to see what’s up with that. I know I need to get the latest version of wordpress but I’m dreading the backing up of everything and installing process. I will get on that though!
Maxie January 3rd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Yes it is totally my dream to go into a candy store for 5 minutes and get whatever I want… but you know what it made me think of…

Do you remember like 10 years how nickelodeon had that toy sweep thing where you entered and the winning kid got to go to Toys R Us for like a certain amount of time and fill as many baskets as he could for like 10 minutes (i don’t know the exact time)… well that was totally my dream growing up. Now I wish I could do that at the mall or something
michelle and the city January 3rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm
god i am so glad elysa is GONE! and in my opinion chris’ was the best. i LOVED it. so modern.

i wish i could be let loose in the hershey’s store!
Spring January 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I heart Jillian. She WAS robbed. Totally.

What other girl could ever get away with wearing rainbow suspenders?

Also, have been craving Twizzlers for sixteen hours now.
Mia January 3rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I think Rami has an unfair advantage over everyone, being that he’s already sort of established himself as a designer before project runway. He, Jillian, and Christian will probably be top 3. Let’s hope they don’t pull that top 4 BS this year…

Also, THANK YOU for reading! I will forever have a soft spot on my heart for you, as you are my first commenter!
Slade January 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I have not been current on my Project Runway this season! Thanks for the update!
The Lisa Show January 3rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
I am definitely loving that Hershey dress! I would so wear it.
Michelle January 3rd, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Christian has to go home soon - I can’t stand his smug little ass. But Elisa was pretty out there so I wasn’t sad to see her go. And Jillian was definitely robbed.

I would LOVE to have had to unwrap all of that candy - did you see Christian throwing it away? Wasteful! Eat it skinny boy!
Miriam January 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
I thought Jillian should have won too! I want a twizzler skirt!

I did not like that corset though, maybe it’s why she didn’t take the win.
Lacey January 3rd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I LOVE when Christian called Elysa’s sleeve things “swimmies”. I like him only for his awesome commentary.

And I think Jillian should have won too!!
erin January 4th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Yes, Jillian should have won. Not fair.

Also, I think I could make that Gretel outfit myself. And I have no sewing abilities.

If someone let me loose in a candy store….oh geez, it would be bad.

Christian is a little bitch, but he is talented. Chris, however, has stepped it up and I was way impressed with this week.
Each January 4th, 2008 at 9:19 am
wait what? Why don’t you like Rami? He’s the best tailor and designer on the show? (well maybe designer, def best tailor…)

I love me some PR, I love me some Tim G, I love me some Heidi K, I love me some Zack P (despite that weird thing he wore to a christmas party in NYC) and I love me some Vicki B.
If this show wernt on i’d stab myself with a butter knife.

I think the top 3 in Bryant park will be Rami, Jillian and Christian.
(tho i think that boy needs to be spanked, and not in a good way)
Jamie January 4th, 2008 at 9:23 am
I agree, Rami is very talented. I think he is already an established designer with established clients. I don’t think it’s really fair that he is on there, since he is already so successful. Of course, PR might make him even bigger but I still don’t think it is fair. No denying that he is talented though!

I think definitely Rami and Jillian. Maybe Christian, I hope not though because he is maddening!
tiff January 4th, 2008 at 9:35 am
yea, Jeffrey was already an established designer (with his own FACTORY practically) so I don’t think that part matters. It’s all about being america’s next top designer… which, who is america’s current top designer? Zac? Marc Jacobs? Tom Ford?
Cris January 4th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I agree, this episode was pretty sweet. Literally. Ew, I’ll stop with the punnies.

I hope Kevin wins this. He’s been my fave so far.

Did you check out that Supermodel show they’re doing? Everyone on there looks busted and Tyson annoys me so I’m not sure if I’m going to be watching/voting.
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