Wanna be on top?

Author: Jamie
Filed under: America's Next Top Model, ridiculous things

Tuesday
Jan 8,2008

What will that crazy ass Tyra think of next? Oh, I know. How about some America’s Next Top Model dolls? Yeah, that sounds about right. Maybe she will also include a story about how she was once a doll when she started modeling! Or maybe tips on how to smile with your eyes!

Pick your poison. Paisely, Sienna or Sidney?

Â Should you so choose to buy one of these fierce ass dolls, you can do so on ebay.

23 Responses for "Wanna be on top?"

Maxie January 8th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Oh, Tyra. She is one loony lady isn’t she?
brandy January 8th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
I’m not okay with this. I just want that noted.
Elisabeth January 8th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I’m a bit surprised. I would have thought she would have just come out with a Tyra doll. This is oddly non Tyra-centric of her.
Grace January 8th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
check out the crazy pelvis on red. weird! looks like her bottom got turned around when they put on her panties. poor girls. can you imagine having a doll to look like you… look like this? barbie was much prettier when I was a kid.
erin January 8th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I am SHOCKED that there is no Tyra doll.

And those pelvises are weird looking. (I never thought I’d type that)
Lacey Bean January 8th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Wow. Those look like some cracked out Barbies. Or those faux Barbies that you could buy at the dollar store. Oh Tyra. She so crazy!
Susie January 8th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Seriously disturbing. I am NOT a Tyra fan at all!
libby January 9th, 2008 at 12:50 am
i have no comment on tyra. i am just shaking my head.
Princess Pointful January 9th, 2008 at 1:42 am
The dolls will probably get more work than the real winners of Top Model!
James January 9th, 2008 at 7:47 am
You know what… I think I might pass if that’s okay.
Miriam January 9th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I LOVE that they have before and after pictures on them. That is just amazing.
nicoleantoinette January 9th, 2008 at 8:50 am
I want a doll made of ME.
Virginia January 9th, 2008 at 8:50 am
Wow, Paisley (the third doll) needs a new bikini bottom STAT! And seriously, where is the Tyra doll? I have a hard time believing that she came out with these and not one of herself too.
Um...Yum! January 9th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Hm…no ethnic dolls? Because it’s not like half of the contestants weren’t black or some other minority. But I do enjoy the before/after pictures. That’s hilarious.
Gjelly January 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am
All I gotta say is Tyra is one fierce business lady…
Jenn January 9th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I was expecting a Tyra doll, too, or at least a doll of the women who’ve won ANTM.

This is weird.
Katie January 9th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Wow…those are terrible!
Chelsea Talks Smack January 9th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Oh my god. I hate Tyra for doing this.

And yeah, give me my own doll. WTF.
Cris January 9th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Girl, she was a doll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJlr8cphSms
Jamie January 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Cris - I completely forgot about this gem of a movie. You win!
katelin January 9th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I want one.

Haha.
staciesmadness January 9th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
OH, those are NOT pretty. no. not at all.
tia January 9th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
hahah what??!?! that is so funny. silly silly tyra.

and you’re right, she’ll totally be like “when i was a(something something blah blah doesn’t relate to subject)…doll…me…la la la”