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January 8, 2008 | America's Next Top Model,ridiculous things

What will that crazy ass Tyra think of next? Oh, I know. How about some America’s Next Top Model dolls? Yeah, that sounds about right. Maybe she will also include a story about how she was once a doll when she started modeling! Or maybe tips on how to smile with your eyes!

Pick your poison. Paisely, Sienna or Sidney?

Â Should you so choose to buy one of these fierce ass dolls, you can do so on ebay.

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Oh, Tyra. She is one loony lady isn’t she?

I’m not okay with this. I just want that noted.

I’m a bit surprised. I would have thought she would have just come out with a Tyra doll. This is oddly non Tyra-centric of her.

check out the crazy pelvis on red. weird! looks like her bottom got turned around when they put on her panties. poor girls. can you imagine having a doll to look like you… look like this? barbie was much prettier when I was a kid.

I am SHOCKED that there is no Tyra doll.

And those pelvises are weird looking. (I never thought I’d type that)

Wow. Those look like some cracked out Barbies. Or those faux Barbies that you could buy at the dollar store. Oh Tyra. She so crazy!

Seriously disturbing. I am NOT a Tyra fan at all!

i have no comment on tyra. i am just shaking my head.

The dolls will probably get more work than the real winners of Top Model!

You know what… I think I might pass if that’s okay.

I LOVE that they have before and after pictures on them. That is just amazing.

I want a doll made of ME.

Wow, Paisley (the third doll) needs a new bikini bottom STAT! And seriously, where is the Tyra doll? I have a hard time believing that she came out with these and not one of herself too.

Hm…no ethnic dolls? Because it’s not like half of the contestants weren’t black or some other minority. But I do enjoy the before/after pictures. That’s hilarious.

All I gotta say is Tyra is one fierce business lady…

I was expecting a Tyra doll, too, or at least a doll of the women who’ve won ANTM.

This is weird.

Wow…those are terrible!

Oh my god. I hate Tyra for doing this.

And yeah, give me my own doll. WTF.

Girl, she was a doll:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJlr8cphSms

Cris – I completely forgot about this gem of a movie. You win!

I want one.

Haha.

OH, those are NOT pretty. no. not at all.

hahah what??!?! that is so funny. silly silly tyra.

and you’re right, she’ll totally be like “when i was a(something something blah blah doesn’t relate to subject)…doll…me…la la la”

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