Another Wednesday passes, as does another crappy Project Runway episode. Today we write about prom. Oh, prom! Do you remember your prom? I went with friends to prom, although I did get asked like 2 days before (who waits until 2 days before prom to ask someone?! Seriously.) but I turned him down because I already made plans with the girls. On to the only thing that matters for prom: the dress. I lived out all my princess dreams that day, well not all as I still want to be a princess when I grow up. Yeah, that’s right, I looked like a big, lilac cupcake on my prom night and I loved EVERY FREAKING SECOND OF IT. I’m not ashamed of my princess dress. Although, now if I had to go to prom, Betsy Johnson all the way, dude. That crazy, cartwheelin’ broad knows exactly how to make a party dress.

So if you haven’t guessed by now, the challenge was to make a prom dress for a high schooler. The girls got to pick which designer they worked with though. Victorya got picked last and the girl told her that she ended up being stuck with her. Ha! That’s what you get Victorya for being so boring and bossy. Christian seemed to have met his match when it came to his client. This bratty little girl wouldn’t shut up and Christian hated it, then tried to blame everything on her during judging. Maybe now he knows what the other designers feel like when he opens his mouth?

Oh and did Heidi not look fierce as hell with this dress on? I need this dress in my life.

Let’s get to the designers’ dresses:

Kit
I thought this didn’t look anything like prom and wasn’t very cute either. Kit has kind of been coasting by, I’m surprised she is still around. Nothing amazing, nothing horrible, just blah.

Jillian
It flowed very nicely as she was walking down the runway but again, not very prom-y. I liked the colors though.

Chris
Definitely promish. Not thrilled on the color, but definitely looked nice.

Victorya
More of a party dress than anything. Not prom. The design of it was nice, I didn’t like the colors of the jewels though.

Rami
This looks like every other drapey gown he has made. Drapey twisty braided curtains came to mind. Made the girl look way older and the color was pukey green.

Sweet P
Ah! At last a prom dress. I loved the color, the champagne looked great with the girl’s skin tone. It was elegant and made well. She should have won.

Christian
Ew Ew Ew. What is with Christian and poop dresses? He needs to chill out with the brown dresses. She had a lovely skin tone and could have dressed her in something more flattering colorwise and designwise. UGLY.

Ricky
He cried exactly ten minutes into the episode. Trust me, I checked the time as soon as it happened. This dress was awful all around. Washed the girl out, ugly shoes, blah blah blah.

Kevin
This dress made his girl look 35 years old. Not flattering at all.

Winner: Victorya
Who should have won: Sweet P

Sent home: Kevin
Who should have went home: Christian or Ricky

Ricky’s design was the worst with Christian coming in a close second. I would rather have Ricky’s crybaby ass stick around than look at Christian’s jacked up hair and hear his ridiculous comments. I cannot believe they sent Kevin home. Absolutely ridiculous.

So what do you think, are the judges getting soft or have they stayed the same and have the designers just sucked this season?

 

P.S. Go de-lurk.