Next time I decide to slack off on writing, I will know better not to do it on a Thursday after a new Project Runway. I apologize! I’m also sorry for a half ass recap. I think I’ve lost my mojo. I need to get it back!

Let’s cut to the chase. Denim. Levi’s to be specific. The challenge was to create an iconic denim look that captures the spirit of the 501 legacy. Why they had to take the designers to a warehouse across from Manhattan to pick denim, I will never know but whatever! I’m not a fan of denim really, other than my jeans and maybe a skirt occassionaly.

We hit the workroom. My first thought is - HA! Rami, denim is not very drapable! What the hell are you going to do this challenge? Then Ricky decides to tell us how he loves denim and makes some of his hideous hats out of denim. YOU WOULD, RICKY. YOU WOULD. Everyone then comes to realize what an annoying, little bitch Christian is. Jillian cries and has poor time management issues, but still ILU, Jillian. Sweet P is making a denim wedding dress. That just sounds like a mess. Victorya and Jillian are both making trenches. Jillian’s is far more well made then Victorya, but still, they Jillian just made a fabulous trench last challenge. Why try to do it again?

Runway!

 

From left to right:

Jillian - Ambitious and totally had potential. I don’t like light denim so I think it would have looked better in dark.

Sweet P - Its off center and it’s really making me crazy. I’m surprised the judges liked it so much. It is cute but would be better if it was lined up! Sweet P has been turning it out the past couple of episodes.

Victorya - BORINGBORINGBORING

Rami - The zippers make me think of Jeffrey’s Bryant Park collection. I think Rami’s is ugly though.

Ricky - I liked his dress. Mainly I’m loving the cute ruffle at the bottom. So cuuuute. The button details look nice as well.

Christian - I don’t like this. AT ALL. I think Christian makes the same type of shit over and over too. Example: jacket, jacket, top. Always the same style, same lines.

Chris - More boring. Give us something different for godsake.

Winner - Ricky. He bawls on the runway when they were asking questions. It was quite hilarious. Heidi was all like DUDE WTF is your problem?! Cry baby. Go make more denim hats.

Loser - Victorya. THANK GOD. She may have been the most boring designer in the history of the world. I’m so glad she went home.

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