jamie ann

Are you even ready?

February 20th, 2008 at 9:47 am . Posted in America's Next Top Model, tv .

Are you ready for Tyra to tell you to smile with your eyes? Are you ready for the Miss Jay, who has better legs than you? Are you ready for Tyra to tell you she’s done absolutely everything in the world before everyone else when she started modeling at 15 and lived in an apartment with 8 other models who stole her alarm clock?

ANTM starts tonight. I don’t think I’m ready after Dora the Explorer’s unfortunate win last cycle.

hahah this entry is totally obnoxious. I’m sorry.

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julybug
Feb 20, 2008 @ 9:58 am

Don’t even get me started on Saleisha.

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brookem
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:02 am

Ha, you’re still in the running! I love this!
How did you get the moving little images of her?! Wow, I suck at tech savvy stuff like this… totally baffles me!

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Maxie
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:06 am

I. AM. SO. EXCITED.

and this post? Seriously cracks me up. love the pictures.

i can’t wait to see tyra smile with her eyes for the 400000000 time.

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Dutchess of Kickball
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:12 am

Oh I am so insanely ready. I just found out on Monday that the next season starts tonight, and I’ve been all hopped up with excitment ever since. Finally, a good reason to stop watching American Idol! It’s going to be FIERCE!

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Gjelly
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:17 am

OMG, I’m laughing out loud at my desk right now. I love this show!

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Princess Consuela
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:21 am

i love this show. LOVE it. i think its a love hate thing. cause im always yelling at the tv sayin “NO not her tyra!” its like a big train wreck with really pretty cab cars. you just cant help but watch.

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chele
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:23 am

AMTM is another very guilty pleasure. The best girl nights is infront of telly with wall the girls doing Â¨the TyraÂ¨screaming and imitating her gestures and dramatic speech. I cant stand her but yet I love to watch her. My favorite is always the
Â¨ now THIS is how I would do it…..Â¨then breaks into model poses. The table crawl…classic!
swing that head and snap your fingers girlfriend, fierce!!

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Miriam
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:25 am

OMG I am so ready! And I had forgotten so thank you for your Tyra gifs! i do appreciate it!

And I’m just happy Dora is understandable. It was so hard to sit through “this is ma liffffff” with Jaslene last cycle.

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Ashley
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:39 am

I’m so ready you don’t even understand! Ok, well… maybe you do.

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Jenn
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:39 am

Dear Miss Jamie,

Thank you for posting all of those wonderful clips of Tyra. They made me giggle out loud.

I’m looking forward to ANTM this evening.

You are bEAUtiful.

Sincerely,
Me.

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Rachel
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:40 am

Oh yes. I am ready. So so ready for America’s Next Top Trying To Be Tyra.

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Virginia
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:07 am

ANTM starts tonight?! How did I not know this???? You totally just made my day.

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Emily
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:17 am

I am very upset because I have class until 8. I am hoping we get out a bit early so I can rush home and catch it. So excited!

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survivingmyself
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:23 am

First:

great collage of Tyra.

Second:

I’m a dude and I watch this show, I love making fun of these people.

Third:

I once saw Miss Jay (the one without blonde hair) eating a bagel at a place by my office. Sadly, he looked really normal.

Fourth:
“Are you ready for Tyra to tell you sheâ€™s done absolutely everything in the world before everyone else”

hahaha – couldn’t agree with you more.

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Laurel
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:30 am

Woohoo! I love me some Tyra.

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Lacey Bean
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am

OMG. Where do you find all those clips of Tyra? Hahahaha.

I am SO ready. And I am SO sad because we have an event tomorrow so I have to go to the stupid venue tonight to set up. STUPID.

They’ll repeat it on Sunday though, so woo hoo!!

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Each
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:45 am

annoying? no, i would say AWESOME!

oh, and i am more than ready…

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ChristyLouWho
Feb 20, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

Sometimes I forget how ridiculous Tyra is and start thinking she’s kind of normal. Thanks for the reminder that she is, in fact, not.

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Hope R.
Feb 20, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

After years of drinking the hate flavored gateorade, I think that I have finally been converted and am looking forward to watching ANTM instead of planning on sitting through it while we wait for Project Runway to come on.

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katelin
Feb 20, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

I freaking love your Tyra montage, haha. I really hope this season is a good one, one can only hope. Don’t forget…smile with your eyes Jamie, smile with your eyes, haha.

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Heidi
Feb 20, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

i can’t even tell you how incredibly FIERCE this post was You rawk

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erin
Feb 20, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

i don’t really get into ANTM, but I do watch the reruns on VH1/MTV. Tyra annoys the crap out of me with her self-absorption. And her forehead.

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B2G
Feb 20, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

Hahaha… I love it. But I never watch it weekly… I always wait for it to come to MTV.

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Larissa
Feb 20, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

Sorry to the fans, but I have to say that Tyra is maybe the most manic, frightening person on television.

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Jamie
Feb 20, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

I forgot to mention I got these from Four Four!

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Joy @ Big Time Fancy
Feb 20, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

When Rich first made the Tyra gif post at fourfour? I let it sit on loop for about 45 minutes, and just laaaaaaughed the whole time.

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Jess
Feb 20, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

I’m sorry, but I couldn’t read this post because my eyes started crossing when I looked at the images. My GOD that is insane.

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tia
Feb 20, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

have i mentioned lately that i heart you?

cuz i totally do.

haha stupid tyra. she cracks me up.

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Heather
Feb 20, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

it never ceases to amaze me with how obnoxious tyra is.
but, like a train wreck, i just cannot pull my eyes away!

ha ha.

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Angela
Feb 20, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

Dude, I am SO ready for ANTM in the Big Apple! I think it might just be fierce

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Julie Q
Feb 20, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

omgash tyra! if only I could make this post my background on my computer, I’d smile with my eyes all day long!

SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rebecca
Feb 20, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

I am so incredibly and sickly excited about it starting!

If I believed in guilty pleasures, this would be one of them!

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The Girl from the Ghetto
Feb 20, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

I love this show, watch the reruns all the time!

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Andrea
Feb 20, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

So many Tyras! For some reason I can only watch ATNM when they’re all day marathons on MTV… don’t ask me why. Project Runway is tonight though!

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mcgee
Feb 20, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

LOVE it. i’m so ready.

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slynnro
Feb 20, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

This post is awesome. That is all.

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Katie
Feb 20, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

After the disastrous results of last cycle *cough* Scandaleisha *cough* I vowed never to watch ANTM again.

… yeah right. I just can’t help myself. *sigh*

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The Lisa Show
Feb 21, 2008 @ 11:15 am

Hahahahahaha. Dude. Awesome post.

I’m boycotting ANTM. I think. Saleisha? What bullshit.

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Lippy
Feb 21, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

Please don’t make me watch this show!

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Dan
Feb 21, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

I am risking every ounce of male respectability (what little I have left) to say that this post is awesome. And if this is the last straw that gets my membership to all the good hunting clubs revoked – so be it.

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Pink Sun Drops
Feb 21, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

Those pictures are absolutely hilarious. I heart ANTM, but you framed it so perfectly LOL – maybe that’s part of why I love it.

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Susie
Feb 22, 2008 @ 1:02 am

Hahaha this is so obnoxious…that I can’t stop watching it. Wow. That’s all.

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Damsel In Digress
Feb 22, 2008 @ 11:52 am

jamie – i cannot stop cracking up at those animated pics. hilarious!!!

(ps i miss you, gurl!)

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Adele!
Feb 22, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

haha amazing i love tyra!x

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Gooseberried
Feb 22, 2008 @ 9:10 pm

So, like, I was looking at this entry at all those little Tyra things and for some strange reason, I couldn’t stop staring. I looked into each square and watched each clip over and over. Then I started to get a little freaked out like I was on shrooms or something. I don’t think I want to be touched ever again.

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lfar
Feb 24, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

man, I LOVED caridee

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Sandy
Feb 26, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

haha I love the clips. and yeah- what was UP with last seasons winner?

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What Liz Said
Aug 06, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

I am so in love with this post. It made my day.

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