Are you ready for Tyra to tell you to smile with your eyes? Are you ready for the Miss Jay, who has better legs than you? Are you ready for Tyra to tell you she’s done absolutely everything in the world before everyone else when she started modeling at 15 and lived in an apartment with 8 other models who stole her alarm clock?

 

ANTM starts tonight. I don’t think I’m ready after Dora the Explorer’s unfortunate win last cycle.

hahah this entry is totally obnoxious. I’m sorry.