A brief recap here, I’m working on getting something extra super amazing awesome and hopefully it will all come through! Also, throwing in some thoughts on Top Model last night after the PR recap!

All in all, pretty boring reunion. Then again, this season was kind of boring. You didn’t have Lupe get drunk and talk nonsense at the reunion show this year, which was very unfortunate. I’d have to say the highlight of it all was watching Sir Michael Kors, crack the fuck up watching the WWE Divas. I was laughing so hard because of him laughing. It made me like him so much more! Ricky looked so annoyed when they were going to play an emotional montage of him crying and everyone laughed. Dude, you should be more worried about people laughing at those hideous hats you wear, not at you “crying like a woman”. Carmen got all snippy and defensive when people talked about her. Well, that’s what happens when you aren’t good. The first thing I told boyfriend was I bet she is wearing a Cristian creation, look at those sleeves!

I take it back. MK’s near rolling on the floor with laughter wasn’t the best. Heidi calling Victorya a frigid bitch was the best part. She kind of like raised the eyebrow and didn’t say anything, most likely because she knows it is true. That’s probably also why she tried to say it was so hard to be herself and her tv self because she is not the same way in person. Ya, whatever. You know she is so uptight. Sweet P is famous because Jack Black loves her. You know that is when you hit big. Kevin still feels the need to tell us he is not gay, no one believes him though. Chris says beating Rami would be the best part of getting to the Super Bowl (aka Bryant Park). Chris, I hope you do too. Send his draping ass home! Jillian is still adorable and I still love her. I think more people would too, but they are so down on her time management skills. Whatever, bb, ilu.

If I have to hear or see or even think about the word fierce again, I will slam Christian’s business/party/moneymaker head into a freaking wall. I cannot believe he won fan favorite. Well, I guess I can. People obviously like his puffy sleeve jacket and pants fierce nonsense. Die. Hopefully this means he won’t win the who competition. How unfair would it be for him to win the 10 grand and then everything else ONTOP of that? No thanks.

Final thoughts? I love MK. Season was boring and I barely remembered some of the people. Jillian, ILU. Christian, DIAF. Sweet P was robbed of Fan Favorite. Heidi is awesome, talking about sausages and telling Victorya she has a stick up her ass. The end.

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Tyra is never gonna be Oprah. We all know she wants to be the next Oprah, but when you run around and act a fool in a ugly prom dress, you especially will never be Oprah. Although, the gifs of Tyra acting a fool will be quite hilarious and will add nicely to my Tyra collage. Thoughts on Top Model are as follows:

First off we have Kimberly(left), who is basically a reject Gemma Ward (right).

Then we have Allison, who looks like Sarah Silverman, if she was a model. You can’t tell so much in this picture but if you watched the show, you’d think so. Well I think so, at least.

Then we have Kataryzna, who reminds me of Brooke from a past cycle.

Stacy Ann looks like Danielle, um, I mean DANI, if Danielle’s face was smushed with a big huge forehead.


Are you sure Dominique and Nik aren’t the same person?

And are you sure Marvita isn’t a MAN?!

That is all.