I have a serious case of puppy brain. I know some of you are probably like, “if I have to read about that damn dog one more time, I kicking this bitch out of my google reader!”. I know, I know. I promise it won’t be puppy talk all day, every day. So I think I may have reached the height of my internet fame a few days ago. I left a comment on Dooce talking about what else? Puppies, of course. I mean seriously though, have you seen Coco? She’s probably the second cutest pup in the world, next to my own Edie. And that Chuck, he’s so refined. Edie flops around eating her food, occasionally standing in her bowl while eating. Seriously, I can’t get enough of the puppehs. Anyway, I got an insane amount of hits from that comment. INSANE. Well, insane for my little blog at least.

All I’m saying is:

If you blog pups..they will come.

It has just been proven.

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For those of you with no souls, that do not care about puppies, I’m changing the subject. I’m gonna talk more about crazy ass Tyra and ANTM this week since I didn’t write about it yesterday.

Tyra knows what it is like to be homeless because she was once…wait, no, because she once did a show about it. If that isn’t personal experience, I don’t know what is. Cameras following you and you’re face is made up to look dirty and homeless? Then go get chauffeured home to your ginormous mansion and sip mimosas while you wipe your ass with twenty dollar bills. Exactly the same thing, right? Yeah, so anyway.

Miss reject Gemma Ward sent herself home because she just doesn’t care about fashion. Hi, honey, that’s what models do. I’m kind of glad though, even though Gemma is good at what she does, we don’t need another alien head model walking around. ESPECIALLY, if she is as bright as Kimberly was.

That other girl who got sent home? Who the hell was she? I don’t remember her from the first episode. Well, I suppose it is a good thing that she is gone since know one knows who she was.

Who else died of laughter when Dominique got called a drag queen. She was so upset! But seriously, has that broad looked in the mirror lately? Come on now! Cheekbones be damned, you look like a drag queen.

Dominique is manly and all but no one, NO ONE, tops Marvita’s dude looking ass. She is rough looking. I’m still pretty convinced that she is, in fact, a man. I don’t think you can convince me otherwise.

Next week is the episode we have all been waiting for. Makeovers! Any thoughts on who might get what?

Maybe someone will get the Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s Baby that Tyra loves so much? Or maybe Tyra will take over the world next and stomp on us all.