I’ve been all wrapped up with Project Runway’s finale this week, that I forgot to blog America’s Next Top Model. DS totally set me in me place and was basically like NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR PUPPY! WHERE IS ANTM?! Of course, she was much nicer about it though. So because I kind of love DS, I’m going to get right on it.

This week’s episode is basically one of the only episodes that matter. Yes, while Tyra’s antics keep us entertained all season, this is what we all wait for. And my by we, I mean…me. Well, this time Tyra decided she wasn’t going to tell them what she was doing before hand and just kind of made fun of them in a little box while they were getting their makeover.

First we have Anya. They bleached the hell out of Anya’s hair and now she has no eyebrows. She is kind of reminding me of one of the Malfoys now.

Next we have Katarzyna. Tyra refuses to pronounce her name correctly, I kind of think she does it on purpose. Katarzyna only really got her hair darkened a bit. Obviously, dark hair turned her into a Maxim model.

Claire. I know there wasn’t really much they could do with her hair because for some godforsaken reason she shaved only one side, but now she kind of scares me. She has great features and I think she will go far in the competition but I’m not liking the blond.

Sarah Silverman, I mean Allison, got lightened up a bit, but obviously, the dye did not lighten up her attitude. She ended up going home. I’m absolutely loving the lingerie they put her in though!

Amis is too awkward for life. She needs to go home already.

Whitney no longer looks like a soccer mom. They laced that poor girl up so tight during the photo shoot. Seriously, you got a plus size girl and talk about how wonderful she is and how she embraces being plus sized, why would you cover her up and try to make her thinner?

Aimee. Dude, this girl looks amazing. Her eyes just pop with that red hair. She might have been my favorite makeover.

Fatima blahblahblah everyone thinks she looks like Iman. I’m just glad they changed her hair color because she looked all one color. It was far too close to her skin tone. Her lingerie shot freaks me out. She is soo thin.

Is it not amazing what airbrushing can do? I mean, Marvita almost looks womanly. Unfortunately, when photos are not airbrushed to hell, she still looks like a dude with horse’s mane on her head.

Once Lauren learns how to walk, she is going to be serious competition. I don’t care what anyone says. You will see. I love her.

Stacy Ann’s voice must have been getting on Tyra’s nerves too much for her to deserve a weed wacker to the head.

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Finally, we have Dominique. She went from drag queen to old woman drag queen. Her haircut makes her look about 60. It doesn’t help much with all the sour puss faces she makes. She really really should have went home. This broad is awful!

 

So whose makeovers do you like? Whose do you hate? My favorites are Aimee and Lauren. Claire too!