No, not make me a supermodel.

Make Me a Supermodel on Bravo. Do you watch it? I do and I have a little beef with America.

America, you fail. How are you going to vote this beautiful boy off? He’s gorgeous! Casey, I love you.

But you are going to keep Ben. Ben, who should have been gone a million episodes ago and is secretly in love with Ronnie (a guy) even though he is married. Seriously. Ronnie and Ben want each other so bad.

This is the only look he has, he can’t walk either. He is kind of a jerk too.

Ben’s boyfriend, Ronnie:

I bet Ben’s wife hates you, because you are slowly stealing away her husband.

Now, Perry. He is pretty hot but too cocky for his own good.

Plus, remember when his girlfriend called and denied all that stuff with Britney’s paparazzi boyfriend, then Tyson brought in a tabloid with pictures of his girlfriend and paparazzi dude in front of Perry’s house? Yeah, well I guess Perry calling her a whore on television pissed her off.

She has decided to speak out about it:

“Waitress Amanda Pagel says she met Ghalib when a mutual friend introduced them in January. They grew closer together and the former paparazzo frequently visited her at her home. Their meetings never went out in public because Ghalib apparently didn’t want to “betray” Spears.”

More on her “relationship” with Britney’s man here. It’s pretty funny.

 

Anyway, America, you are stupid. If Ben doesn’t home this week, I’m kicking your ass.