ANTM: 10×5

March 20th, 2008 at 12:21 pm . Posted in America's Next Top Model, tv .

Things we learned/confirmed in this episode:

- Dominique is a fucking idiot
- “plus size” girls CAN do the splits
- someone stole Lauren’s shoes
- Tyra is ridiculous

Dominique and Whitney get into it. Dominique doesn’t know how to stop talking about herself. Whitney tells her she’s an idiot. Dominique calls her racist against everyone. Whitney says how dare you!? My best friend is black. They bicker on and on. Dominique closes out the argument with, “you look like your 30 but act like a 12 year old!”.

Obviously, Dominique has not seen herself lately:

You look like a 50 year old tranny AND act like a 12 year old, but are still convinced you are America’s Next Top Model. Hmm.

I think Whitney wins this one.

On to the photoshoot.

Aimee. Gorgeous! But according to Tyra, even though her photos are beautiful, she is too versatile. You would try to nit pick at one of the only models with potential. Tyra is such a moron.

Anya always looks so much better in photographs. I think she needs to work on her appearance in person. She looks like a completely different in photos.

Claire always does a great job. She also won this weeks challenge. I really like her picture this week.

I don’t see how the judges don’t notice how old and ugly Dominique is. Maybe they are blinded by the retouching in her photos.

Someone get this girl a razor!

Tyra likes Kat because she squints her eyes! She’s good though, not my favorite, but good.

FLAWLESS. Love Lauren so much. She shows up to judging in some Chuck Taylors, love it. I bet tranny Dominique hid them. This photo is amazing though.

I’m really surprised they liked this photo the best. If best means the most paint splattered all over, then yes, she is the best. Called first doesn’t change the fact that you look like someone took a weedwacker to your head.

Marvita totally gave up this episode. I think she finally realized she does look like a dude.

Whitney’s photo wasn’t very good this episode. I’m still pulling for her though.

Marvita ended up going home. ABOUT freaking time. Now all we need to do is get rid of Dominique!

Thoughts?

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  1. katelin
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

    You read my mind…well mostly.

    I love Claire. Hands down one of the best.
    I loved when Dominique was talking about the trannys on the stage and was like “I totally fit in here”, haha, yes Dom, you are a tranny.
    I love Lauren in photographs but in person is still iffy. Her Covergirl commercial could be a disaster.
    Fatima is annoying and not that good.
    I heart Whitney as well.

    Woo. Love this show :)

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  2. Jamie
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

    Katelin – I said the exact same thing about Dominique haha. She fit in with the drag queens TOO well!

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  3. Ashley
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

    I agree with everything you said. I think next week either Dominique or Fatima should go. They both get on my nerves. I really like the paint in this episode though. And Lauren is still my favoite.

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  4. Each
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

    this was so good, i think i’ll take two!

    to go!

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  5. brookem
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

    God! I forgot to watch it and I forgot to DVR it! Damnit to hell. Looks like a good one too!

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  6. Dutchess of Kickball
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

    I love Whitney, I really want her to win! I think Clair looks like a garden gnome with that hair, it’s got to go. And Fatima is the most obnoxious thing this side of Jamie Lynn Spears.

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  7. Laurel
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:41 pm

    I just love Whitney for some reason, even though I can admit that she is kind of a bully. I want Claire to win overall though. I think she is sane.

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  8. jessica maria
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

    i still love whitney. really, really dislike dominique and stacy ann. didn’t dominique say early on when whitney asked her if she wanted some banana bread: “i don’t wanna get fat like you.” (?) am i mistaken, bc that made me mad.

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  9. Jamie
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

    Jessica – I forgot about that. That was Stacy Ann. Another reason to dislike her!

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  10. Tipp
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

    I am so lovin your updates. I had a husband hogging the TV last night so I missed it.

    Seriously, she needs a razor.

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  11. survivingmyself
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

    wow – you really went all out for this.

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  12. Benjamin
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

    I just want to love up on Claire. See’s so sassy. As is the new judge. I’d love up on her too based on pure, unadulterated sassiness. The pose off was surprisingly good too. Usually Bennie Ninja makes me want to drown myself.

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  13. J
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

    I don’t like Aimee – I think she needs to grow up. Childlike adults annoy me. I like Marvita better than her. When she was pouring drink into Lauren’s mouth it was hilarious. But she isn’t pretty enough to model IMO. I mean, you can be interesting looking, but she just was not pretty enough. You could see up her nose in like every pic.

    Claire definitely has a great spark, but she is so awful looking with her makeover.

    The judges will say one girl isn’t versatile enough and then say that another is too versatile. One day a ponytail makes you look like a model at panel and the next day the girls in ponytails are scolded to shake their hair down. If the judges don’t like a girl, I wish they would say just that and stop making up excuses.

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  14. Just Jinny
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

    Love the re-cap!

    All the pictures are ok..with all that re-touching and everything. ha ha. I always try to NOT look at the girls and see what my eyes is drawn to. If the picture can get me to look at something other than the girl (like the jewelry or the clutch in these photos) then I take closer look at the girl.

    Dom needs to go. Talking in the third person is driving me (and my husband…shhhh, don’t tell him I told you that he watches!!) crazy.

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  15. Lauren
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

    YES! I agree with everything you said–seriously! Aimee, Claire, and Lauren are fabulous. I like Kat as well–i think she’s doing really well (and she’s never in the spotlight, so that’s cool.) Marvita left and I was happy about that. She really didn’t fit in. Dominique? Please go next week. Please?

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  16. 1218blog
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

    I hate Dominique! I wish she would stop referring to herself in the 3rd person. Yuck!

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  17. Kristen
    Mar 20, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

    I havent watched any of this season. Loved the comment about the girl needing a razor and I say Tyra needs to get over herself.

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  18. Katie
    Mar 21, 2008 @ 12:09 am

    Best part of the episode was at the end of the Dominique/Whitney argument, when Dominique delivers the line “You look like you’re 30 but act like a 12 year old!” … as she RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM. Like a 12 year old. What an idiot.

    I thought Whitney handled the “fat” comment well too – I know she’s not fat, but being surrounded 24/7 by those twigs must be a little hard at some times. I agree Whitney didn’t have a good photo shoot this week. I guessed it would be her and Marvita in the bottom two – I’m glad Marvita was obviously the one who was going, otherwise it might have been Whitney who was eliminated.

    I don’t see what Stacy Ann’s photo had in it to make it the “best”. I thought Aimee’s photo was the best, hands down. I can’t stand the 3rd person talking by Dominique – she’s a friggin idiot and I wish she could see it. I guess she will when she gets booted off and watches the episodes. She’ll see what she’s been coming across as.

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  19. Cici
    Mar 21, 2008 @ 2:45 am

    I think I need to start watching ANTM this season, if only for the fail…

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  20. Jamie
    Mar 21, 2008 @ 8:45 am

    Cici – Please do. There is so much fail!

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  21. lfar
    Mar 21, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

    I like Lauren SOOOOO much. She’s so cool. I like that she and Marvita were friends, too.

    Whitney IS kind of being highschool popular girl… she’s kind of getting to me.

    And Stacy Ann is my least favourite.

    Also I think Clare is starting to continually look the same.

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  22. Um... Yum!
    Mar 22, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

    This season is the worst with the judges’ critiques. “You’re too versatile.” WTF is that? I also feel like she’s picking on Katarzyna. “There’s something not right…hm…do this…no…do that…” Whatever. I think she’s pulling at strings for anyone she wants to leave. I’m sure she’s going to pull a Nicole on Katarzyna.

    Lauren’s picture was amazing as always. I like her more and more each week. Doesn’t she kind of look like Justine Bateman? Well, I think so. :o ) Only during the shoot.

    I thought that was so incredibly stupid. “You’re bitching at me. I’m black. So you must be a racist.” And I also thought that was incredibly…moronic on Dominique’s part to accuse Whitney of looking she’s 30. Dominique is like a mixture of Robynne and Jade: incredibly self-unaware and old looking and egotistical.

    And, um, lastly, Jamie…you’re glad Marvita’s gone? And now you hope Dominique is next? Um, you are such a racist.
    :o p

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  23. Lauren
    Mar 23, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

    I did not get what was so great about Stacy Ann’s pic either. Mainly I just can’t concentrate until Dominique goes home. I feel like the big pink elephant in the judging room is that she is SO SUPER UGLY AND NOBODY IS ACKNOWLEDGING IT FOR SOME REASON.

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  24. Hope
    Mar 23, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

    Yay! I finally watched this episode on tivo, so I could read your recap!

    I like Whitney and Claire. Dominique is like an old tranny, and not the fierce kind. :p

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  25. Kim
    Apr 07, 2008 @ 2:09 am

    I can’t help noticing that Kat has said nothing negative about anybody.

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