After that awful waste of time recap episode last week, we are back! This week Paulina comes to have a heart to heart with the girls about personality and being interviewed and blah blah. Their challenge was to shine on the red carpet and at a 7UP event. Does anyone drink 7UP, unless it is being mixed in something or if their tummy hurts? Seriously.

First, Dominique makes an ass out of herself as always. She says the wrong designers name while being asked what she is wearing on the red carpet. Big no no, tranny. Jay Godfrey. God-frey (whose dresses were pretty cute, btw). Lauren looks amazing even with her thumb being all bandaged after she almost chopped it off. Nigel thinks she looks super hot, you can totally tell. Stacy Ann still looks some one too a weed wacker to her head and this time she talked a lot. So we had to listen to her AND look at her. Anya mixes and mingles and everyone loves her, even though her accent is so strong. Whitney has family in Texas but doesn’t know where, they are DEFINITELY there though. Somewhere.

Anya wins the challenge! Her prize is a 7UP photo shoot in the nude again. This time barely covered by some lemons and limes. Super special extra prize? $10,000. Seriously? Rolling around in citrus is worth $10,000? Bring on the lemons, baby!

While all this is going on Fatima is freaking because she doesn’t have a travel document. Oh no! Well, if you hadn’t LOST it, you would be okay. Also, if you hadn’t waited until week 10 of the competition, this may have been a bit easier. You could have told Tyra and since she is/knows/does all she could have helped you out. We all know Tyra was once a refugee when she was 16 and first started modeling. Anyway, dun dun dun…will Fatima get her documents in time? The suspense! It’s killing me!

Tyra Mail tells the girls to pack up! They pack up thinking they are actually going somewhere but no…just a photo shoot. Fatima has an appointment at the consulate at the same time, of course, but hopefully she will make it back to shoot her part of the photo.

The shoot has the girls catching a plane, running after it hoping it doesn’t leave them. Each girl’s best photo will be put into one photo of them all. *This was all I could find of the shoot but if I get close ups, I will add them*

From left to right:

Lauren - She looks stunning. I want her legs.
Stacy Ann - Is a cartoon character. Seriously.
Whitney - needs to tone it down a bit
Anya - looks cute in this photo. Still not sold on her, but she is really stepping it up.
Dominique - always a tranny. I seriously don’t understand why the judges like her so much.
Kat - Hiding in the background looking kind of arrogant. I’m really liking her short hair.
Fatima - isn’t pictured. She missed her shoot.

Now was it just me or was Tyra kind of bitchy this judging? She just did not give a fuck. It was quite hilarious.

Anyway, bottom two were Stacy Ann and Fatima. Stacy Ann has basically plateaued and Fatima didn’t take her picture because she as irresponsible.

Who goes home?

It’s about time! I think Fatima should have gone home too though. Hopefully she is next and Dominique too!

Tyra then was like: I know you bitches didn’t think you were getting on a private jet. See ya! Ya’ll are flying coach. We’re off to Rome!