The girls finally arrive in Italy and go on fashion tour…on Segways. But before they reach the Segways, Anya falls. HARD. She misses some steps and falls on her face. I made the boyfriend rewind it twice so I could watch it over and over. Once they got to the Segways, I was pretty much expecting a little Italian car to run down a bunch of models in the street because they took over the damn thing.

Their challenge is to impress Gai Mattiolo. But first they are given Italian makeovers. I think Kat and Lauren look the best out of all the girls. Gia Mattiolo manages to say something nice about each girl, even runway impaired Lauren. He does say that Dominique doesn’t look “fresh” which is code for - Bitch looks old. Finally someone sees this. Anyway, Anya wins this challenge even though she is “very blond” and wins a red carpet dress which will totally wash her out. Her skin and hair and the dress were pretty much all the same color. Everyone is jealous because Anya has been kicking their asses in challenges. But seriously, she has - nudie shot with Nigel, 7UP, 10 grand…kicking your asses.

Finally we have the Cover Girl commercial, which is, of course, suppose to be done in Italian. Since I can’t post photo shoot pictures, I will post what I could find.

Anya is really growing on me. I think she is doing really well. She looks fantastic right here. The girl can barely speak English though and they want her to speak Italian. Her voice is maddening! I wonder when they are going to get on her about how she talks, I think it is coming.

Tranny Dominique. Oh my god. She looks so bad. I really don’t know how the judges think she is good. She is so ugly. This commercial was really hard to watch as well. She was SO BAD.

I think Kat sounded the best out of all the girls while speaking Italian. She was pretty boring and didn’t have much life to her though. She looked pretty though. My favorite part of the episode was when she schooled Tyra: “I think it is time for another lesson how to say my name”. Kat = WIN. Tyra = Fail. She then pronounced it wrong again and basically dismissed Kat when she corrected her again. Tyra is such a bitch now.

Lauren looked stunning I thought. She put absolutely no effort into her commercial from the lines down to literally smearing her lipstick on.

Whitney is so over the top it is ridiculous. I liked her and thought she had a great attitude but she just needs to stop. Seriously. She acts so fake and it’s just kind of annoying. Be yourself.

I don’t have any pictures of Fatima. She did well but kept moving around and touching herself. She needed to tone it down. Still don’t like her though.

Who goes home? I called it in the first 5 minutes. My Lauren went home :( I was really hoping Dominique would have went home this week because her take was dreadful. Of course, for some reason they keep her. Whatever, Lauren was prettier and took better photos than all of those bitches. First Aimee and now Lauren. Tyra fails at picking models.

I don’t know if I want to keep watching. I will, but it will suck. What a horrible cycle.