I deserve a little spanking.

No, not like that.

But I’ve been a bad, bad blogger.

Wonderful Jamie asked me to guest post for her on Thursday June 19 and I accepted.

Wait, that’s not the bad part.

The bad part is that I didn’t do it. The reasons why include something about my strep throat infection spreading into my jaw and repeated trips to Urgent Care, but let’s not discuss that because I Am Not Happy About It.

Instead, let’s discuss a homeless girl’s dream about the best blog meet up ever.

(If you’re interested in why I’m homeless, click here).

So, getting to the point.

The point is that I want to host a Blog Bash. A huge f*cking crazy awesome blog bash. I know they have BlogCon and all those formal thingies, which I’m sure are pretty neat and dandy.

(Who says neat and dandy?)

But I want to have a blogger party weekend. Maybe one where everyone who can come stays in a hotel for a weekend and I plan an itinerary of stuff and then everyone just attends the stuff that interests them. Or maybe one where we go on a cruise (not likely, I know, but wouldn’t that be incredible? Bloggie cruise 08!). I don’t know, I just want to do something. It would be amazing if that something was on New Year’s Eve, but I’ll settle for any random weekend.

Now I’d like some feedback. What could we feasibly do? Where could we realistically do it? Would anyone actually come? Suggestions, ideas, anything that could contribute to the Best Blog Bash of All Time.

Yes, that’s what I’d call it.