As you can see from that little badge over there to the right, that I am volunteering at BlogHer this year. Being the broke ass that I am, once I heard they were looking for volunteers, I begged and pleaded until they like “Dude, you’re in. Just shut up”. So yes, I will be at there working my booty off, hoping I don’t screw up and make them regret their decision of giving me a little power.

That’s right, I said power. I’m like the BlogHer bouncer or desk sentinel, as Sizzle so lovingly refers to us as. Attendees have to go through me to get in.

Yes, that’s right.

Me.

Don’t have passes? Tell me my hair looks pretty or have candy and you might just be able to get in. I’m a sucker for Starbursts, but don’t you even think about bringing me orange and yellow ones!

Okay, not really. I lied. I won’t be able to do that, but still, feel free to tell me my hair looks pretty!

My partner in crime and I will be kicking ass and taking names all weekend long. Okay, I lied again. I will more than likely be staring, mouth gaping at my favorite bloggers like a big loser and creeping them out because I will be super intimidated.

Anyway, anyone else going? Live in San Francisco? Been there? What should I do? I already have one offer for a tour guide du jour and I could not be more thrilled!