the one where I play fashion police
- Author: Jamie
- Filed under: ridiculous things
Jul 5,2008
When I seen this couple at this supposed young and hip new bar downtown, I couldn’t resist pulling a sneak attack. Jenn and I invented the sneak attack during one of our first hang outs. The sneak attack can be used for photos or even forcing people into making out with you. If I had a big FAIL stamp it would go over this photo.
So yeah, I seen this older couple maybe in their late 40s. We have a fringed suede jacket on the fellow. Our lovely lady was wearing see through button down tucked in, silver belt, clear plastic shoes with a fabulous lucite heel and let’s not forget Elmo that she murdered to make her handbag. Poor Elmo.
I don’t really dance myself - well maybe if I was drunk enough, but I wasn’t so I’m not going to judge their dancing but it was something else!
There was a whole lot of hot, tranny mess up in that place last night.
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33 Responses for "the one where I play fashion police"
Poor little Elmo! What a sad fate!
Dibs. On both of them.
OMG renee cannot have dibs on BOTH. we at least need to share dibs. geesh.
A moment of silence for poor little Elmo.
Bwahahaaa! I wish I was quick enough to do a sneak attack on the hot garbage I saw walking around Millennium Park last night. Think DaisyDuke in plaid shorts… with leggings…on a teenager…AND HER GRANDMOTHER. *drops mic & walks off stage*
Fringe…is……bad?
Ohhhhh no…my poor wardrobe!
Well, THAT fringe is definitely a no-no, that’s for sure. As are the lady’s jeans. Jeans that are pre-faded right at the buttock-thigh juncture should earn her life in fashion prison.
Wow…just wow…poor Elmo!
who ever invented fringe needs to die a thousand deaths. And those shoes? what would posses someone to buy something so awful. I suppose they’re great entertainment for the masses :)
My that woman’s legs look like they should be losing circulation with the pressure those pants are putting on them… she most definitely had to lay down on the bed to button those suckers
Trannies need love too.
That fringed jacket would have ROCKED at a Bon Jovi concert in 1987. (I actually owned an acid washed jean jacket with white leather fridge that was the envy of all of my friends.) The Elmo purse was never in style.
Man, I hope I am never that out of touch. We talk about continuing to go hear live music in bars after the kids get a little older but I hope that good taste prevails and we can just blend in.
I kind of like the purse. :o)
Holy sweet Jeebus!
In Nashville outfits like that are par for the course out in the downtown honky tonks. Of course, all the locals there know you’re a tourist if you’re wearing something like that, but they would not be the only ones dressed that way.
Not a good look.
Oh Noes!!! Poor Elmo!
I can only imagine how those people dress their children. I shudder to think.
Lucite = Stripper shoes! WOO!
What was it like before cell phones had cameras, does anyone remember?
I feel bad for people who don’t know that they dress badly. Then again, some people just don’t care what they look like and are perfectly content.
That is the couple I was talking about in my post! I’m bummed that we were in the same place and didn’t even know!!
That is just awful. A suede fringe jacket in July? WTF? Is this guy new? Elmo is almost forgiveable next to that.
This could be a fun game!
I love doing this!
I think they’re sexy!
I am so afraid of being those people. I think that’s why I wear brown t-shirts and jeans ALL the time. I don’t want to stand out as being that.
I remember being at a bar (possibly before I was legal) and sitting there with my friend Rob watching these OLD people making asses out of themselves dancing to Chumbawumba. We made a pact that we would shoot each other if we ever acted like that when we were OLD. They were probably my age.
I think this is inappropriate seeing as how you can seee womans face.
Also, your grammar sucks. “When I seen” and “I seen this older couple” ?? It’s “I SAW”!
None - Anonymous, whiny, grammar police comments suck and are kind of inappropriate as well. Thanks for enlightening me though!
Ass.
Jamie, isn’t it nice that people feel the need to correct YOU writing on YOUR blog? And by ‘nice’, I mean, ‘annoying as hell’.
Brandy, Your grammar sucks as well!
“Sucks”? Really? That’s the best the grammar police can do? Either way, I’m fine with it. It’s more important to have manners than correct grammar. Hiding behind the ‘anonymous’ label ensures you don’t.
Ah, it’s Clare. Or is it Mia Elizabeth? Now None?
Whatever the case, you’re back. After all the shit you talked about this blog and me, you just can’t stay away. I must be doing something right!
I love it when the flamers use really poor grammar in their own so-called “insults.” You tell her, Jamie!
“I think this is inappropriate seeing as how you can seee womans face.”
Hmm. Glass house?
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