Who won? Find out after the jump. Also, read some dirt I read on the winner!

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The final of America’s Next Top Model cycle 10 is tonight. I thought we’d celebrate the end of this awful cycle by doing a poll. Shall we, my ANTM lovers (or haters. I know how it is!)?

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We are going to keep this one quick because I’m still not all that interested in this show anymore. I just heard a rumor about last night and had to see if it was true! So their challenge is to see what it feels like to be behind the camera. They photograph Paulina and the winner gets 50 extra shots. Fatima ends up winning the challenge and the extra frames. This is the first challenge she has ever won.

For the photo shoot, they are shooting with Nigel. Kind of like 50s glam being chased by the paparazzi with their boyfriends or however they explained it. Anya (it must mean something that every time I try to type Anya, I always end up writing Anyway. hmm…) has a bit of an advantage because she has shot with Nigel before when she won the 7UP nude shot.

On to the photos.

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I really hate this show now. I don’t know why I watch it. I really thought last cycle was the worst it could ever get, but I was so wrong. How tranny crypt keeper looking Dominique has made it to the final four, is beyond me. Seriously. Beyond. Me. Why Tyra is so far up this dude’s ass has me ever more puzzle. No one in their right mind would ever book her old ass. She makes the ugliest faces.

Anya is the only good one left. She can’t talk though. Her voice is annoying and she is obviously not the brightest crayon in the crayon box.

Fatima is improving but is also annoying, I suppose she is second best.

Whitney needs to close her mouth when she is taking pictures.

Kat, well Kat is pretty but rather dull.

Tyra needs to stop with her “accents” and with this shit:

I’m not even going to recap this shit because I’m annoyed.

Bottom two?

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The girls finally arrive in Italy and go on fashion tour…on Segways. But before they reach the Segways, Anya falls. HARD. She misses some steps and falls on her face. I made the boyfriend rewind it twice so I could watch it over and over. Once they got to the Segways, I was pretty much expecting a little Italian car to run down a bunch of models in the street because they took over the damn thing.

Their challenge is to impress Gai Mattiolo. But first they are given Italian makeovers. I think Kat and Lauren look the best out of all the girls. Gia Mattiolo manages to say something nice about each girl, even runway impaired Lauren. He does say that Dominique doesn’t look “fresh” which is code for - Bitch looks old. Finally someone sees this. Anyway, Anya wins this challenge even though she is “very blond” and wins a red carpet dress which will totally wash her out. Her skin and hair and the dress were pretty much all the same color. Everyone is jealous because Anya has been kicking their asses in challenges. But seriously, she has - nudie shot with Nigel, 7UP, 10 grand…kicking your asses.

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After that awful waste of time recap episode last week, we are back! This week Paulina comes to have a heart to heart with the girls about personality and being interviewed and blah blah. Their challenge was to shine on the red carpet and at a 7UP event. Does anyone drink 7UP, unless it is being mixed in something or if their tummy hurts? Seriously.

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“You are so lucky.”

It seems my girl, Lauren, has a bit of a temper. I think Fatima is awful and all, but I don’t think she deserved to be on the receiving end of all that! Also, the Tyra mail? I think Lauren is just as fed up with the screaming and running and say…ing…each…word…real…ly…slow..ly as the rest of us. I have said it before and someone always mentions it in the comments, HOW FREAKING ANNOYING IS THAT?! That shit better not be around next cycle because I have already had it with this show and don’t know how much more I can take!

This weeks challenge is go sees. This time they break them up in to teams to do it. Of course, Lauren can’t walk. Whitney is too plus sized. Blah-di-blah-di-blah. Stacy Ann, Claire, Dominique and Whitney’s team win. Their prize? A summer beauty shoot in Seventeen magazine. Dominique proceeds to babble about how she was 5 and always wanted to be in Seventeen or some nonsense. Too bad the bitch looks about 50, so the whole 17 thing? I don’t think so.

The photo shoot is some weird plasticy floor sheet with water on it and they have be fluid and move gracefully while being shot from below. On to the photos.

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This is going to be a quick one before I go to bed.

Tyra decided to make an appearance this episode and teach the girls to express themselves through pain. Menstrual pain, you’ve been choked, forced to watch Tyra act like a freaking idiot for 10 cycles now — all the same thing. Whatever, Anya’s weird looking ass won the posing challenge. Her prize? A nude shoot with Nigel Barker.

*Sidenote: the amount of hits I get asking what Anya’s accent is, is pretty funny. For the record, she is from Hawaii, but is Russian.*

Anyway, for the photo shoot each girl was given a genre of music to portray. Here we go!

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Things we learned/confirmed in this episode:

- Dominique is a fucking idiot
- “plus size” girls CAN do the splits
- someone stole Lauren’s shoes
- Tyra is ridiculous

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This also could be titled: The One Where PETA Flips the Fuck Out.

Models are pieces of meat? I guess Tyra thinks a little too literally with this one. She had them literally wear meat. I am completely surprised no one started crying because they are vegetarian or vegan. It was pretty awful watching.

Before we get to that, the girls have walking lesson with Ms. Jay. A lot of these girls can’t walk. Off the top of my head, Amis, Fatima, Lauren stick out the most. Then we have our resident sexpot, Katarzyna. She won the walking challenge, but I think her walk is too bouncy. If only I had Paint on my MacBook, I’d be drawing all over this picture pointing out the firefighters’s expressions. You know their wives and girlfriends hate Tyra so much for this shit.

Also, every time the girls get a Tyra Mail, we all get a little dumber. We lose brain cells. What was wrong with one girl reading the note from Tyra from a piece of paper? Now we have ” da da da da da da da da LOOOOOVE TYRA!” in unison and super slow. (more…)