Are you ready for Tyra to tell you to smile with your eyes? Are you ready for the Miss Jay, who has better legs than you? Are you ready for Tyra to tell you she’s done absolutely everything in the world before everyone else when she started modeling at 15 and lived in an apartment with 8 other models who stole her alarm clock?

ANTM starts tonight. I don’t think I’m ready after Dora the Explorer’s unfortunate win last cycle.

hahah this entry is totally obnoxious. I’m sorry.

I don’t know why I continue to watch this show. Tyra makes dumb as decisions and always picks the wrong girl. The only thing Tyra is good at is giving me reasons to post entries like this one. Anyway, Cycle 10 contestants have been released.

solo photos and information on these wannabes

What do you think? Any of these fierce bitches top model material?

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I’m on my dinner break. We are discussing germs, bacteria, viruses  and proper disinfecting procedures. Just the kind of stuff you want to learn about before eating! I could share some really interesting (i.e. gross) stuff with you guys, but I will refrain from doing so.

Last post for the day today. Check back tomorrow for my exciting news!

What will that crazy ass Tyra think of next? Oh, I know. How about some America’s Next Top Model dolls? Yeah, that sounds about right. Maybe she will also include a story about how she was once a doll when she started modeling! Or maybe tips on how to smile with your eyes!

Pick your poison. Paisely, Sienna or Sidney?

 Should you so choose to buy one of these fierce ass dolls, you can do so on ebay.

ANTM!

Who got cut first?

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I hatehatehate this cycle of Top Model. I have no idea why I watch this show anymore. I get mad at Tyra for sending everyone that is good home. She always does! Victoria was my girl this season, of course, Tyra sends her home in like the 5th episode. Plus, Janice is gone.

Obviously, Tyra does not know when she sees it.

Oh and:

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Y/N?

Do you?! Why it’s only the best day in television so far this season!

7PM - We have a little Tyra and all of her nonsense with those wannabe models on ANTM. All those bitches are fug, except Heather. Jenah is on top of the FUG LIST. SERIOUSLY. Close your mouth, girl.

8PM - Some Addison for you on Private Practice. I’m still not sure I like this show, but I have to watch because it’s a Grey’s Anatomy spinoff. Ridiculous, I know, right?

9PM - Project Runway Season 4!!!! YAAAAAY! FINALLY! I told you before how much I love Project Runway. It is serious business. Just wait until I recap this shit tomorrow.

NOT EVEN READY.

Seriously.

You are not.

I didn’t end up going out last night. It’s been a very chill and relaxing weekend. Last night we just played it by ear and ended up staying in. It was really nice though, the boy worked on his music and I curled up in bed watched reruns of America’s Next Top Model, Thursday’s Office and Nip/Tuck.

Speaking of Top Model reruns, how ridiculous is Tyra? Every time someone says something, it always relates to her. ALWAYS. You can say, ‘you know Tyra, back when I fought in the Vietnam War…’, she’d cut you off and say, ‘Actually when I first started out modeling at 15, I fought in the Vietnam War’. What? Really, Tyra. Really?

And don’t get me started on Jade, it happened to be a Cycle 6 marathon. I really have no words for her, so I’m just going to put up a video instead.

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I just woke up. I’m hardly awake and I really want some tacos. All you get is Jade today, NaBlaaamo! You’re sucking my soul for writing material, but I’m saving it for during the week.

P.S. I moved my blog roll to a page. It was getting overwhelming on my sidebar.

P.P.S. Who wants to start a Finer Things Club with me?