Who won? Find out after the jump. Also, read some dirt I read on the winner!

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My girl crush, Scarlett Johansson is engaged to beau, Ryan Reynolds. Who knew they were that serious? They are a pretty couple, if I do say so myself.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married in the Bahamas.

I’m calling it fake and a publicity stunt.

What do you think?

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Ew. Pretty sure this baby is going to be born with a bad hair cut and thick eyeliner…and that’s just from it’s dad.

First the engagement rumors and now a baby. The little Simpson sister is indeed knocked up. Now how about that? Shotgunning it.

Maybe this will help Pete realize he is not a little scenester boy and is in fact 30. Grown men don’t wear make up and dress like douchebags. Sorry dude.

Congrats Pete and Ashlee, I guess?

(If you haven’t noticed, I have an intense distaste for Fall Out Boy.)

Lindsay Lohan is transforming her love of leggings into a business!
“I’m doing my own leggings line! But it’s a secret,” she told Life & Style. (Not anymore!) “It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. I love leggings.”
When asked how her leggings will stand out, Lindsay said, “They’ll have designs. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns.”

I told you before, Linds.

LEGGINGS ARE NOT FUCKING PANTS.

New things will be happening here at Oh! How Lovely! I’m very excited and will share soon enough!

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I figured it was about time that I did these surveys I have been tagged for. Deutlich, Blonde Features and July Bug have all tagged me for a survey (NOT MEME!#@!), so I’m going to do one.

Here are the rules:
Link to the person who tagged you.
Post the rules on your blog.
Share six (6) non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself.
Tag at least 3 people at the end of your post and link to their blogs.
Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1. Just now, I ate a peanut butter sandwich. It’s not really a sandwich though, because I need to have 2 slices of bread and peanut butter on each. You can’t put them together or the world might end or something.

2. Whenever I am in bed laying down, I have to have a blanket. I just like being covered up. It doesn’t matter if it is summer either. I just like having a blanket all the time.

3. I check to make sure I have my keys at least 3 times before getting out of the car. I’m so paranoid about losing them or locking them in there.

4. I bite my nails. Sometimes I can just decide I want to stop and go weeks, even months without biting them but eventually I lapse back in. I’m trying to stop again.

5. I’m really not good at saving money. I can, but I usually find something I NEEDOMGJUSTHAVETOHAVE. That is a post coming later this week, then you all can see exactly how ridiculous I am.

6. I don’t really like chocolate baked goods or cake. I hate oreos and chocolate cookies. I don’t like cake most of the time. And frosting? Forget it. Too sweet. I will eat a chocolate candy bar though. I don’t get it.

I’m tagging three newer blog I have come across and really like. Go check them out, if you get the chance!

Miss Jaime, Heather, Shannon

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Have you guys seen the line up for Coachella?

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Image from my favorite Project Runway blog: Project Rungay

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In Britney news: she allowed her paparazzi boyfriend to move in with her.

Christina Aguilera has popped! It’s been reported she’s had a boy. Let’s hope she gives the baby a normal name and is a better momma than her Mouseketeer friend, Britney!

It also seems Nicole Ritchie is currently at the hospital giving birth to her own little bundle of joy with Douchebag Madden.

Harlow Winter Kate Madden was also born today. I think I like her name a lot. I wrote about this in the comments, but had to add it here to!

Who’s bb will be cuter?

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I swear this girl is a genius. That’s Brit’s new man and that head full of terrible extensions would be the pop princess herself. Seriously. Hanging out with the people who are helping push along your insanity? I see this ending fabulously. Even if he really does like her, why have the camera? Why do you need a camera in a public bathroom of all places? I’m calling it, guys. Britney’s potty candids on TMZ soon enough!

Usually, I am on top of my game, guys. I would have had this up forever ago, but due to a little thing called sleep, I am late with updating.

In short, Brit Brit refused to turn over the kids to Kfed’s bodyguards. Police, firetrucks and ambulances were called, and eventually forced their way in. Britney and little Jayden (poor baby) were both taken away in ambulance, Sean Preston was apparently turned over to Kevin’s body guards earlier in the evening. Still checking for updates on the situation.

EDIT: Someone posted a picture of Jayden at the hospital with all these people around him. Ugh. That makes me so sad. They are just babies.

Poor Sean P and Jayden

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