but I had to put this up.

Happy Easter!

Spoilers, of course.

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Last night I fell asleep before 10PM with my laptop on my bed, mid-word on iChat about Uno the dog. Yeah, that’s right. Uno. Passed out cold. I was exhausted. Luckily, pup was good and pretty much slept the whole night.

Today is the day, lovelies! Who do you think it’s going to be?

Miss PuffPleatRuffleRepeat

Boring McDrapey

or

Fabulous Amazing sometimestakesalongtimedostuffbutIdon’tcare Perfect Jillian

 

Who are you pulling for?

I was going to talk a little about last night’s episode, but I changed my mind when I saw what I’m going to do next. If anyone wants a recap, go see Tiff. I love her recaps more than life!

Last night, I came across The Top 10 Designs of Season 4. Obviously, Yahoo doesn’t know shit, because a lot of these are fucking hideous. Your opinions no longer count when they include a WWE Diva outfit out of all the freaking designs that were made on this show. Seriously.

So today we are going to have Oh! How Lovely’s Top 10 Designs of Season 4. How do you like them apples, yahoo?

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A brief recap here, I’m working on getting something extra super amazing awesome and hopefully it will all come through! Also, throwing in some thoughts on Top Model last night after the PR recap!

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***Warning***

I am refusing to look at the final collections that showed at Bryant Park. If you mention any of them in the comments, I will end your life. I refuse to be spoiled. Also, I will subject you to pure torture by locking you in a tiny room with Christian’s annoying ass and he will just blabber on about how fierce he is the whole time. Or if you for some reason like Christian, I will replace him with Victorya who will bore you to tears with her blandness.

We are almost at the end. This is the episode where it was decided who showed at Bryant Park (even though we all know everyone showed. lame.).  We get a great challenge this time, something fun and interesting. No stupid gimmicks like last episode. Of course, Heidi asks if they are ready for the challenge and of course, the designers say yes. Of course, Heidi then tells them too bad, you’re going on a field trip to find out! Of course they act shocked that she won’t tell them. Fortunately, when they do find Tim, Christian doesn’t ask if they are going somewhere fabulous.

This week’s challenge is about being inspired by art so the designers are given cameras and access to 3 galleries in the Met. They must choose a piece to base their design off of. Interesting, no? They are stepping it up with judges though, dude. Roberto Cavalli? I let out a little gasp and a squeal when I seen him, no lie, ask the boyfriend. I really thought he would have been more of a hard ass though, he was actually very sweet.

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I finally got to watch this week’s episode last night. I never imagined in a million years I would see this image on my screen.

I foresee this entry as being very short. I’m horrified that they thought this would be a good challenge. Have they really hit rock bottom with ideas that they need to do this? Make an ring “outfit” for a WWE Diva. SERIOUSLY. This is not fashion. This is stripper wear basically. Not even fashionable stripwear, if that is possible. (more…)

Next time I decide to slack off on writing, I will know better not to do it on a Thursday after a new Project Runway. I apologize! I’m also sorry for a half ass recap. I think I’ve lost my mojo. I need to get it back!

Let’s cut to the chase. Denim. Levi’s to be specific. The challenge was to create an iconic denim look that captures the spirit of the 501 legacy. Why they had to take the designers to a warehouse across from Manhattan to pick denim, I will never know but whatever! I’m not a fan of denim really, other than my jeans and maybe a skirt occassionaly.

We hit the workroom. My first thought is - HA! Rami, denim is not very drapable! What the hell are you going to do this challenge? Then Ricky decides to tell us how he loves denim and makes some of his hideous hats out of denim. YOU WOULD, RICKY. YOU WOULD. Everyone then comes to realize what an annoying, little bitch Christian is. Jillian cries and has poor time management issues, but still ILU, Jillian. Sweet P is making a denim wedding dress. That just sounds like a mess. Victorya and Jillian are both making trenches. Jillian’s is far more well made then Victorya, but still, they Jillian just made a fabulous trench last challenge. Why try to do it again?

Runway!

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I’m starting to believe MK has no other clothes.

After last weeks very disappointing episode, I was hoping this one would make up for it. In theory, this was a cool challenge.  Winner wise, LAME. The challenge was to come up with an avant garde design, inspired by some crazy hairstyles. Designers were broken up into pairs randomly. Sweet P and Rami were one team, Chris and Christian another, Jillian and Victorya and finally, Ricky and Kit. Rami comes up with, what else? A drapey mcdrape drape dress and is really annoying and kind of just rude to Sweet P the whole episode. Chris and Christian make a dramatic, gown in all ruffles. Christian is like OMG SO HAUTE COUTURE IM SO FIERCE. Kit and Ricky come up with this wierd garden design with aprons, florals and hoop skirts. Victorya and Jillian’s girl has this ponyhawk type deal and they decide it’s 80s and punk. Tim then comes in and is like HAHA, you have to make another look. Victorya wants to vomit and Rami gets more ridiculous.Runway? Let’s get to it!

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Image from my favorite Project Runway blog: Project Rungay

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In Britney news: she allowed her paparazzi boyfriend to move in with her.