Google brings me the best searches. I really wish I would have started making a list of the really great ones before they were kicked out of my log!

Oh, well. Here are the best ones I have received recently:

leggings as pants, metallic leggings, cutesy metallic leggings and latex like leggings - It makes me flinch just reading those. When will people ever learn. Please refer to this entry: Illegal and never come back to my site again. Thanks.

why am i always fiddling with my hair?- I do not know why, lovely, but I do it as well. Nervous habit, maybe?

mario wearing uggs - I do not know Mario or why Mario would be wearing Uggs.

ridiculous things that are illegal - I often talk about ridiculous things and things that should be illegal. I guess leggings could be considered ridiculous things that should be illegal?

i need a nice louis vuitton bag for - don’t we all need a nice Louis Vuitton bag?

this corn is an angel - Yay Steve Carrel! Oh and Dane Cook is the least funny guy in the entire world.

100 things to do with your boyfriend instead of it - hmmm…

oh how lovely blog chicago - someone is obviously stalking me

what kind of shirts does shia lebouf wear? - ahh, I really don’t think I can help you there

what not to do at a club - I’m just full of answers.

what kind of camera does the cobrasnake - sorry, not interested in photoblogs of badly dressed hipsters getting wasted.

izzy character stupid - Dude, back up off my girl. Now that this Gizzie nonsense is over, hopefully she won’t be stupid anymore

antm tyra freak out - Totally got you covered. Tyra in all of her fierceness.

hey hey you you i don’t like your boyfriend cause he sucks at ping pong - I have like a million hits from that. Seriously. Everyone loves Kelly talking smack.

kisses christmas commercial - definitely gives you that Christmas feeling. Enjoy!

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More like rainsnowsleetslush go away. It’s another gloomy day here in Chicago. I was trapped in my house last night. My driveway was a sheet of ice, there was no way I would have made it out without sliding into my house or something equally as bad.

I’m really hoping to get all my Christmas shopping done soon. I pretty much know what I am getting everyone so it should be pretty easy. There is only one person who I am unsure of, but I know I’ll figure it out! My methods of shopping are kind of ridiculous. It’s more of a “one for you, one for me” kind of thing, because I ALWAYS seem to find something that I just needwantomgjusthavetohave. I can safely say, I have yet to buy myself something! I’m waiting until after I get my presents done and then I can do shopping for Las Vegas.

Speaking of Las Vegas, I was talking to my sister and said what if I win a bunch of money? How awesome would that be? Totally won’t happen, because I doubt I will be hitting the gambling hard! It’s just fun to imagine what you would do if you won a couple grand or something. I was like hmmm, Miu Miu bag ($1200), Louis Vuitton speedy ($600), Marc Jacobs bag ($500) and then taking everyone out on me!

Plain silliness, I tell you.

That’s exactly what happens when you send a girl with expensive taste and a handbag fetish to Vegas!

Blogger, wtf?! I do not appreciate this new thing you implemented. No Other option anymore, only Nicknames, Anonymous  and Blogger profiles can comment now.

I am a frequent commenter on many Blogger sites, so I made a Blogger profile, so they know who I am when I comment. It links back to here, but still, TOTAL HASSEL.

YOU LOSE BLOGGER.

WORDPRESS FTW. 

Seriously, I’ve been lazy. A SURVEY (not meme) and a picture that I drew with crayons? LAZY. I’m so happy NaBloPoMoFo is almost over. 2 more days! My writing felt almost forced sometimes, I think that once this is over, ideas and words will come easier.

<cheese> I am glad that I decided to do it though, I’ve found so many good sites to read and “met” so many great people. </cheese> Sorry, had to get that in there!

Tomorrow I have a day off! Yay! I’m going to do exciting things, such as change the oil on my car! and pay bills! and run erands! Oh, the fun that will be had. It doesn’t even matter that I have a 10 hour workday today because ANTM and Project Runway are on and I get to see my boy.

Speaking of amazing things to watch, Sunday I went to go see Enchanted.

Can I just say how great it was? It was so funny and cute and I just loved it. Part of this may be because I’m 23 years old and still want to be a princess when I grow up! Amy Adams was fantastic. Adorable and if you could bring a Disney princess to life, she would be it and, well, she was! Seriously, I really don’t think they could have cast this movie any better. Prince Edward was played by James Marsden and even though I will always think of him as Cyclops forever, he was a great prince! They played their characters perfectly. McDreamy was in there too. I’m not one of those women who swoon at the thought of him, but I liked him in this. It was hilarious and definitely not just a childrens’ movie. Go see it!

On scarier note, do you recognize this lovely mug?

It is the SheSpencer, douchebag Spencer’s sister. Arrested for shoplifting and drug charges last year! Read more about that nonsense here.

Only 6 more days of NaBloPoMoFo. I am almost there! You are almost there!

This has been the laziest 4 day weekend ever in my life. I’m almost embarrassed of my pure laziness. Yeah, I was that lazy.

Here is what I did:

- ate
- read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the 37th time
- watched Grey’s Anatomy DVDs, also for the 37th time

Sounds like fun? Iknowright.

I don’t even care though, I’m enjoy my lazy days while they last. Come January, I will have my ass kicked for 2 months when semester starts. My schedule will be insane and I will probably cry from the sheer lack of time do anything else than school or work. Really, it is going to be bad.

Starting January 14th:

Monday and Wednesday
- Math class @ 8:15. No one should ever have a math class at 8:15, especially me. I am not a morning person or a math person but it was take the early class with the nice, helpful teacher or take the later class with the mean, mad, makes everyone drop his class because it is so bad teacher. I chose the nice, helpful teacher and I will hope he will take pity on my cranky, terrible at math self and pass me with a decent grade.

-Psych class @ 11:30 or something like that. Psych, fine, whatever, no big deal.

- Nursing assistant class @ 3:30. 3:30 until 9:50. 6 hours and 20 minutes. Seriously. This class is only for 8 weeks but still, 6 hours. 20 minutes.

I will be at school from 8:00AM-10:00PM.

Thursday
- Nursing class. 3:30-9:50

Are you jealous yet?

Tuesday and Friday
- work. I work usually 10-11 hour days.

So yeah, that is an awesome schedule. I know everyone wishes they were me, so they can have that week. I’m glad that the Nursing class is only 8 weeks, so after those 8 weeks I will only have two classes Monday and Wednesday until 1:00PM or something. I will probably end up picking up Thursdays at work then. For two months it will be rough, but I’ll get it done and, hopefully, still be alive after it all. Or hey! Maybe it will be like super stressful and I will lose like 30 million pounds and be a perfect size 4. Well, now, 8 weeks of hell = size 4? I can deal with that.

Just kidding!

Okay, maybe not about the 4, that would be awesome.

Anyway, lovelies, I hope you all enjoyed your weekend, whether is it was 4 days or 2 days!

I swear. I just thought this was hilarious.

Kim Kardashian (you know, the broad who is “famous” for having a big ass and that sex tape with Brandy’s little brother?) flips the fuck out on RayJ via voicemail.

Give it a listen.

I didn’t want to believe it until I got a mugshot. It isn’t official until you see a mugshot, people!

Shia LeBeouf is in Chicago filming a movie right now and apparently had a little bit to much to drink Saturday night. He was arrested because he was refusing to leave a Walgreens over on Michigan Avenue and the security guard suspected he was more than a little tipsy, so police were called.

I think Shia should stick to being a good actor and sometimes “chat with the ladies“. Let’s leave the arrests to Lohan and Brit (who btw, I am still hoping a mugshot will be leaked from Brit’s booking last month!).

P.S. I will make a real blog post later for NaBloPoMo. I just had to share this picture.

Here is a Halloween picture of me for you:

Okay, not really, it’s just me acting a fool in Target this weekend.

Happy Halloween!

I was having a discussion with my sister about things that should be illegal in regards to fashion. I’m talking huge don’ts. I consider these major fashion offense. Please feel free to add your own fashion don’ts or to contest my own rules.

1. Crocs. Are you a doctor? Are you on your feet all day that you need to wear shoes made out of foam? Yes, I am sure they are comfy but who honestly walks into a store and says, “Oh wow! Look at the those cute shoes!”. No, I really doubt you do. They are not cute. Not even a little bit. Please stop wearing them.

2. Logo tees, all over print and saying tees. Shirts that scream a brand name are not necessary. There are much more fun things to buy that don’t literally brand you. All over print was cool like 2 years ago. Now you can throw anything all over a hoodie and people with buy it. Tees with sayings on them, yeah, not witty or funny. If you need your shirt to be funny to get attention, that does not say much for your glowing personality.

3. Victoria Secret PINK. Not so much the items, more the girls who decide to wear a full on PINK sweat suit. PINK sweat suit because are too lazy to get a regular outfit on, but still have enough time to do their hair and cake on the make up. I have to admit, I do own PINK items but I most definitely DO NOT wear them out in public to the mall or to school. I really just like the little dog, to be honest.

4. Fake designer handbags. I know some handbags are ridiculously priced. Not everyone can afford a $1200 bag, I know I can’t. But if you are going to buy a fake bag, please at least let it be a good fake. And don’t wear your replica Stam with your ratty tee shirt or sweatpants. It just makes it all the more unbelievable.

5. Ugg boots. Ugg boots are practical if you live somewhere it gets cold. Wearing Uggs with your denim mini is just ridiculous. Throw leggings on under the mini and you will make me flinch.

6. This is the most important rule of all. Listen closely. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. No, I’m sorry, they are not pants. Leggings under skirts or dresses are also not cute but not as bad. Big shirts and leggings are gross. Metallic leggings, print leggings, latex looking leggings, lace bottomed leggings, THEY ARE NOT PANTS. THEY WILL NEVER BE PANTS. STOP WEARING THEM AS PANTS.

Linds, take note. Leggings = not pants.

So today I was thinking about Halloween and how I maybe, possibly, could be, but probably won’t, dress up this year. First thing that came to mind, Harry Potter. No, not be The Boy Who Lived, but a Harry Potter themed costume. Since I am oh so intelligent, I like to think I would be Ravenclaw. I go about my business and type “Ravenclaw costume” or something of that sort into trusty Google and see what comes up. I’m looking and looking and finally come across this……

Gryffindor is obviously the slutty house since this comes in no other colors but that’s besides the point. Is Harry Potter not even safe from Halloween whorey-ness?

Walking around in lingerie that is black and yellow, does not make you a bumblebee. Adding wings to your Victoria Secret skivvys does not make you Gisele, or even an angel. A sexy border control officer? A hot taxi driver? Please spare everyone.

Seriously.