Do you?! Why it’s only the best day in television so far this season!

7PM - We have a little Tyra and all of her nonsense with those wannabe models on ANTM. All those bitches are fug, except Heather. Jenah is on top of the FUG LIST. SERIOUSLY. Close your mouth, girl.

8PM - Some Addison for you on Private Practice. I’m still not sure I like this show, but I have to watch because it’s a Grey’s Anatomy spinoff. Ridiculous, I know, right?

9PM - Project Runway Season 4!!!! YAAAAAY! FINALLY! I told you before how much I love Project Runway. It is serious business. Just wait until I recap this shit tomorrow.

NOT EVEN READY.

Seriously.

You are not.

You people are killing me with NaBloPoMo. Do you know how long it took me to get through google reader today? Do you?! A VERY LONG TIME. I can’t keep up and we are only one week down.

I got out of work early today. THANK GOD. If I had to watch another Go Diego! Go! I probably would have cried. Oh the joys of being a nanny. Don’t you just love when kids get stuck on one thing and want it constantly, no matter how much you try to divert their attention? Seriously. Diego is dead. No more Diego. Ever. Sorry.

I added more to my 100 Things About Me today, number 11-35 are new. So now you have 35 more things that you really didn’t care about, but now know, about Jamie.

Dude, how about Top Model last night? What the fuck is wrong with Tyra? She keeps the stupidest girls and sends all the good ones home. You know it’s getting really bad when you can call the bottom 2 in the first 5 minutes. Top Model is so obvious. I will say I can’t wait to see the .gif images that will come from last night’s show. I can make a new Tyra collage. Yes? No?

I’m kind of bummed. I’ve been trying to contact someone about designing my site and I think they are ignoring me. That’s not cool :[

But can I just say how much I love that you guys hate Spencer. It makes for such interesting comments!

Grey’s Anatomy is on tonight, bitches!

Yes. I don’t even have to say who it is and I’m sure some of you know who already!

That’s right, I’m talking about that moron Spencer from The Hills, you know one half of Speidi:

The National Enquirer claims Spencer Pratt is out peddling a sex tape he made in Brazil. He reportedly made it with friends before he was with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell it and then make it look like it was stolen and leaked without his knowledge.

Now even though that is from the National Enquirer, I really don’t find it hard to believe. What do you think?

So one of my favorite shows ever starts back up November 14th. I’m talking about Project Runway! It feels like years since last season ended and it’s starting in just 8 days!! 8 DAYS! EIGHT! So, my lovelies, you can bet every Thursday to count on a Project Runway recap on this little old site here.  I will rip their designs to shreds tell you how fabulous everyone’s designs are and ruin some designers’ dreams predict who will will. Seriously, you are not even ready. Project Runway is serious business.

Emmett McCarthy from season 2 released his collection recently and it’s fabulous. More importantly he will be selling this:

 

Now you can have your very own talking Tim Gunn bobblehead that encourages you to, “make it work!” or tell you how “fa-bu-lous!” you look and to eventually “carry on!” with putting together that amazing outfit!

So uh, which one you are buying me one of these to put next to my full length mirror?

The other day I get home and find out a ticket came for me in the mail. SERIOUSLY?! A stupid running the red light ticket. There is a photo of my car supposedly running the red light and even video. In the stupid video, CLEARLY, I am just about to pass the other crosswalk when the light turned red. It’s not like the light was red and I decided to go tearing through the intersection. Seriously, man, I’m so pissed. I don’t cruise around Chicago racing through red lights. Now I have a stupid $77 ticket, that I don’t think I even deserve because of those stupid cameras on the traffic lights. If I intentionally did it, I would pay it and not bitch about it, but I don’t think I deserve it so I am going to bitch about it! bitchbitchbitchbitch

I added 5 more things to my 100 Things About Me list. Check it out if you like, there are now 10 things you didn’t know about this girl right here!

Grey’s Anatomy last night, people. I know some of you watch it. Tell me what your thinking. Alex and Lexie? Totally called that! I am still not liking George and Izzy. It bothers me so much. I’d rather see Izzy and Alex back together, at least they were more interesting. I still think Meredith looks like an old lady. I love that Christina is getting some competition for surgery’s now. Um, and can we have Pacey on here already. Seriously.

NO MORE IZZY AND GEORGE PLZ.

 

In honor of America’s Next Top Model being on tonight, I thought it necessary to post some Tyra Banks fierceness.

I’m saying Heather ftw! I love her. She’s from Valpraiso, which is like an hour away from me. I definitely was not rooting for Ebony, even though she was from Chicago. Her photos were not impressive and she looked better before her makeover.

I’ll end the entry with everyone’s favorite Tyra freak out:

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I decided to do a 100 Things About Me type deal that all of blog world has done. It’s over on the right if you would like to be amazed with 5 new facts about me. I know you are chomping at the bit, trying to get over there to read more of my inane ramblings!

This sounds pretty lame but I’m really excited about my blog. A week and a half ago I had like 10 views, if that, today I am at about 100 and it is only 3:00PM. People are also commenting which is awesome. I think a lot of it is from NaBloPoMo, (which starts Thursday if you are interested in getting in on the action) but either way any traffic I get is great!

I’m counting down the minutes until I can leave work. I have a great evening with my favorite person and good tv lined up so I’m ready to go now! Weeds and the Hills (okay, The Hills is not good tv, more like amusing tv) were on yesterday and Nip/Tuck starts today. Thank goodness for DVR!

Sometimes during the week, I will wake up early for one reason and one reason only: Dawson’s Creek reruns on TBS. I love me some Dawson’s Creek. Pacey was a total babe. Seriously. He was. Dawson rambled on and on about soul mates. Jack was too busy playing football and trying not to get hated on because he was gay. Pacey, well, he was the constantly in trouble, but devilishly good looking one.

Pacey (yeah, I know his name is Josh but I will call people by their tv names forever. I don’t even care) hasn’t been on tv since the Creek ended. He’s been in a few movies here and there but nothing that really sticks out in my mind. Well, besides one of my favorite childhood flicks from back in the day:

The Might Ducks. That’s right. I loved those movies. Also, he had a cameo in Ocean’s Eleven, which unfortunately I could not find a screen cap from.

Imagine my surprise when earlier this week I hear, Josh Jackson (Pacey, forever in my heart!) is going to be on 3 episodes of my most favoritest tv show ever,  Grey’s Anatomy! They should add him to the cast so my 13-year-old-self and my 23-year-old-self will be totally content with life.

Oh and even though Suri Cruise is the cutest bb in the world,

The way it should have been, guys.

So I am kind of obsessed with Grey’s Anatomy. Seriously. It’s bad.

I have all three seasons on DVD. If there is nothing on, without even blinking an eye, I automatically reach for one season and pop it in my DVD player. I could literally watch Grey’s Anatomy all day. I can’t tell you how many times I have seen seasons one and two.

Can I just say how much Izzy and George piss me off? Dude. Denny died like 5 minutes ago and she’s all OMG I’M SO IN LOVE WITH GEORGE. I’M A HOMEWRECKER.

Seriously?