What’s the most said phrase in reality television?

I love Rich over at fourfour.

We have the plastic turtle in my yard. For what reason, I’m not too sure, it’s there though. This turtle is just one of the many, many things that makes Edie flip her shit. The lawnmower, a leaf, the parked car, a potted plant, you existing….the list goes on

poke

nibble

All out war -

(Yes, the video is pixelated, I’m working on it. No, that hand does not belong to me, it’s my sister.)

Promise.

This entry is all over the place. Seriously. I’m warning you in advance.

My google reader is so backed up. I have a million blogs to catch up on from the past few days. I’m sorry I haven’t been commenting!

DUDE. Christmas Eve is in TWO days. How ridiculous is that? Christmas Day and my favorite (tamales!) are in 3 and Vegas is in 4! Everything happened so fast.

I have a little bit of shopping to finish up still and tomorrow I’m taking the boyfriend out for sushi and Thai food for his birthday dinner. Yesterday was his birthday and we had an awesome time last night.

Oh, I got my haircut Thursday and my stylist was great! Of course, last night when I tried to blow out my hair, I couldn’t get it to look as pretty as when she did it. Maybe I should keep her in my closet to blow out my hair whenever I decide to leave the house. Good idea? I know. I’m so right.

Hey, remember this?

Umm…yay! A lovely amount of money slipped in my Christmas card from the family I work for, could not be more appreciated. My gifts to them went over great. My little guy was so excited about his new book and baby girl, promptly, tried to eat hers. Hopefully, little guy’s cold won’t be another gift he gives me!

I’m really tired. This week has kicked my ass so far. Tomorrow I have a million things to do and then Friday is the boyfriend’s birthday!

The kids are taking a nap. I can’t wait until I get to go home and can take one of my own. I’m exhausted!

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A couple years ago, my friend stumbled upon this youtube of this weather guy that is, like, insane and incredibly amazing. The beginning part is really all that matters though, we would literally loop it over and over. It was not anything unusual to randomly hear people shouting out ‘WHO WROTE IT?!’ out of nowhere when hanging out with us. Probably one of those you had to be there kind of things and no one else will find it funny, but it cracks me up EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I bring you, the weatherman:

[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=LvQ0pwzskus]

New Britney video.

Everyone knows I love this girl and want her to get her shit together. She needs to put some effort in to what she does though, man. Stop half assing things. This video could have been worse, but it could have been a WHOOOLE lot better.

Someone get this girl a stylist, trainer and some decent hair extentions. Please.

Old Britney FTW.

Thoughts?

I leave work today at around 6:00 and then it’s a 4 day weekend! PLUS, America’s Next Top Model and the second episode of Project Runway! Could today get any better? I think not.

It’s a rather gloomy day here in Chicago. It’s raining and we are suppose to get some snow this afternoon. Not just any snow though. Definitely not the pretty fluffy nice snow, no, we get rainy snow. Wet mushy gross slush. I’m not looking forward to that at all, especially having to drive home. Driving home in slush along with holiday traffic? NOT FUN. Chicago drivers are idiots, myself excluded, of course. I am a fabulous driver. Others? Not so much.

For those of you traveling, be safe! If you’re not around tomorrow, enjoy your Thanksgiving. Eat a bunch and hopefully not gain an ounce!

For those of you at work or home, here is some youtube:

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Alright, since a few of you mentioned this in the comments, I felt I had to post it.

Santino: The Musical

Here is some youtube to start your day off right!

For some reason it won’t allow me to embed the video but I’ll link it.

Human Tetris

Real post coming soon!

This is so bad. Here’s Amy Winehouse’s performance at the MTV Europe Awards. Let’s hope she just forgot the lyric.

Also, another thing, the lovely Brandy posted a video of some eye candy for all the ladies. I came across the opposite list this morning. Agree or disagree with those lists? Missing anyone you’d like to see on them?

I’m currently loving this song. It’s kind of my favorite in the whole world at the moment. Mark Ronson could probably cover anything and make it amazing. He’s done a Smith’s cover and even Toxic by everyone’s favorite trainwreck, Britney Spears.

Watch this if you know what’s good for you.