Twice!! By two of my favorite bloggy lovelies. I may as well knock them both out in one entry, don’t you think? Read the rest of this entry »

Marc Jacobs debuted these shoes during fashion week in September, since this blog didn’t exist then, I didn’t write about them. They seemed good for the runway and good for editorials, but I never thought anyone would wear them out!

Parker Posy has obviously proven me wrong.

They look pretty uncomfortable. What do you think?

‘ cause ’cause ’cause ’cause ’cause he sucks at ping pong!

Kelly talking smack was the funniest ever yesterday on The Office. I’m bummed that was the last episode for a while. On another Thursday tv note, I am hoping that was the end of Gizzie. Seriously. Worst couple in the world. It was like incestuous.

Remember when I got that stupid, ridiculous, completely undeserved parking ticket? I bitched about it here. I paid that shit two days, not without whining the whole time while pulling up the city’s website and entering in my information. They robbed me of my money to pay for their own ridiculousness. Obviously, they are not my favorite people right now. That $90 could have went toward something completely unnecessary, like a new handbag or new black pumps.

I also mentioned before that I am switching schools to go for Nursing instead. It just so happens that the new school is out of district from where I live, so my tuition would have been a little more than double had I been in district. Luckily, my aunt lives in the schools district so I now “live” there. I changed my address at the DMV yesterday and got my tuition adjusted.

Hah!

Fuck you, system. You give me undeserved tickets. I cheat you out of tuition. It’s obviously only fair.

(I know the city and my school have nothing to do with each other. Just let me live with thinking I screwed them back, okay? Thanks.)

First off, like I said before, most of these people look like complete freaks. You’re a fashion designer for godsakes, you should have some sense of what is fashionable. Or maybe they are just immune to dressing well because they design for others? If someone could fill me in on that, I’d be incredibly thankful.

Okay, they get to raid tents at Bryant Park full of glorious fabrics, $50,000 worth to be exact, to create their very own design. I wonder what happened to all the leftover fabric, especially the one that nutty Elisa decided to rub all over the grass because she loves her clothes to be natural and full of nature….. Yeah…

Everyone is in the workroom and the fabulous Tim Gunn walks in to mentor these fashion hopefuls and what does these ungrateful, badly dressed wenches do? TALK BACK. Seriously, people. Tim Gunn knows his shit, he’s trying to help YOU out. Show some fucking respect, man. You’re lucky he doesn’t make you bow down to him when he walks in to the room. Tim is awesome and these kids are getting ballsier with every season.

Prime example: Tim’s talking, Christian looks bored as hell and girl who looks like Kelis isn’t even paying attention.

She totally does look like Kelis. Next episode, Carmen will teach everyone how she brings all the boys to the yard.

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Do you?! Why it’s only the best day in television so far this season!

7PM - We have a little Tyra and all of her nonsense with those wannabe models on ANTM. All those bitches are fug, except Heather. Jenah is on top of the FUG LIST. SERIOUSLY. Close your mouth, girl.

8PM - Some Addison for you on Private Practice. I’m still not sure I like this show, but I have to watch because it’s a Grey’s Anatomy spinoff. Ridiculous, I know, right?

9PM - Project Runway Season 4!!!! YAAAAAY! FINALLY! I told you before how much I love Project Runway. It is serious business. Just wait until I recap this shit tomorrow.

NOT EVEN READY.

Seriously.

You are not.

Yesterday, my boyfriend and I went to Old Navy to get him another warmer coat because, well you have to have variety, duh, and Old Navy was having 40% off on all outerwear sale. I was soooo close to buy a super cute grey wool coat. That would have been ridiculous because I have a perfectly good Triple 5 Soul parka I bought last year and a brand new Reaction wool coat that is gorgeous. Do I really neeeed a new grey wool coat? No. Did I want it? Yes.

Oh, shopping, you will be the end of me.

Thank you for all the book suggestions yesterday! You guys are great! In return, I want to share some of my favorite books with you.

Geek Love - Katharine Dunn (I will recommend this book forever and ever)

Invisible Monsters - Chuck Palahniuk (some people love him, some hate him. I love this book)

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - Mark Haddon

Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris

The Nanny Diaries - Emma Mclaughlin and Nicola Kraus (I love the book, hated the movie!)

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius - Dave Eggers

The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood

The Secret Life of Bees - Sue Monk Kidd

Those are just some of my recommendations I throw out when people ask.

Agree? Disagree? Love them? Hate them?

The wait is over! More useless information about Jamie is here! I updated my 100 Things About Me list, number 35-65 are brand spanking new.

Today is my day off. Yay! A day off for me! I am going to spend my day lounging with my pup, until my boyfriend wants to go buy Ocean’s 13.

Can I just say how I am a little upset that my cable is broken? I obviously missed the rumble between Heidi and Lauren, last night on the Hills. Thank God, the boy has DVR or I would be very upset. Not like MTV won’t play the rerun 500 times between now and Friday, but I want to watch this nonsense on MY time.

I need your help, guys. I am in a total book slump. Nothing is holding my attention, I need an intervention.

Suggest some books for me to check out?

I’ll love you forever.

Seriously.

I know everyone thinks Kanye is one cocky ass dude. He is. He also really loved his mom though. I read last night that his mom died from complications during cosmetic surgery.

Today I came across this video. I can’t even lie, it made me tear up.

Video here.

I can’t embed it on here, but I hope you go check it out.

The lovely Julie Q reminded me of this Friends and Family coupon that I have for Sephora. If you want 20% off all things fabulous at Sephora, email Julie or myself.

Here is what I will most likely be purchasing:

Jonathan Product Create Weightless Smooth No-Frizz Hydrating Balm

Jonathan is the guy from Blow Out on Bravo, who is amazing and hilarious and supposedly so not gay. I want him to do my hair one day. Not many people get to touch my hair, people, Jonathan should be honored that one day I will allow him to style me. Seriously. My hair is amazing and Jonathan is amazing so it is a match made in heaven. HEAVEN!

Marc Jacobs perfume

I love how this smells. I already have Philosophy’s Falling In Love but I need to change it up a bit.

DiorShow mascara

I have heard amazing this about this mascara and have been wanting it forever. 20% off really helps with the $23 price!

Philosophy The Microdelivery Exfoliating Wash

I love Philosophy products! Almost my whole skin care line and most makeup is Philosophy. Love it! I’m running low on this so I need some more.

There you have it! Again, email me if you want the promotion code!

I didn’t end up going out last night. It’s been a very chill and relaxing weekend. Last night we just played it by ear and ended up staying in. It was really nice though, the boy worked on his music and I curled up in bed watched reruns of America’s Next Top Model, Thursday’s Office and Nip/Tuck.

Speaking of Top Model reruns, how ridiculous is Tyra? Every time someone says something, it always relates to her. ALWAYS. You can say, ‘you know Tyra, back when I fought in the Vietnam War…’, she’d cut you off and say, ‘Actually when I first started out modeling at 15, I fought in the Vietnam War’. What? Really, Tyra. Really?

And don’t get me started on Jade, it happened to be a Cycle 6 marathon. I really have no words for her, so I’m just going to put up a video instead.

I just woke up. I’m hardly awake and I really want some tacos. All you get is Jade today, NaBlaaamo! You’re sucking my soul for writing material, but I’m saving it for during the week.

P.S. I moved my blog roll to a page. It was getting overwhelming on my sidebar.

P.P.S. Who wants to start a Finer Things Club with me?